Jennifer Anistons latest SmartWater ads: pretty or meh?

Here are some newly-released print ads for Jennifer Aniston’s gig with SmartWater. There are so many SmartWater ads with Aniston – I remember the first few campaigns, Aniston was fully clothed, and there was, like, poetry about bottled water as Aniston was seen tossing her hair back. In the past year or so, SmartWater decided to sex it up and Aniston has been seen with less clothes, which I think she enjoys – she loves taking off her kit for photo shoots in general. The above image is the better photo from this latest round, I think. Her body looks great, it’s a cute little outfit, and Aniston’s face is Photoshopped to look like Natalia Vodianova. It’s a lovely pic, but Aniston doesn’t really look like that. Also: why are these images being released now? They were obviously shot months ago, before Aniston’s haircut. Why now? Why this week?

The second image is kind of weird. I’ve never seen a celebrity exit a limo with a dazed look and a bottle of SmartWater in their hand. But sure. Why not? Aniston probably needs to hydrate after doing vodka shots in the back of the limo. Or who knows, the SmartWater bottle could be filled with vodka, like Linnocent fills up her Red Bull cans with… liquid crack, I guess.

By the way, in other Aniston news, I thought this one of the most interesting stories of the week: you know how Aniston is moving to NYC and she bought two huge apartments in the same West Village building that she’s going to turn into one even bigger, two-floor apartment? Well, Aniston purchased the apartments under the name “Norman’s Nest Trust” – Norman is her dog. Her dog owns the apartments. Well, her dog’s trust owns the apartments. Odd. I’m sure there’s a business explanation for it, but that story just amused me.

Photos courtesy of WENN, SmartWater via The Mail.

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