Sophie Monk is no longer engaged to that sketchy businessman

OH NO!!! People Magazine has just announced that Sophie Monk’s engagement to sketch ball “businessman” Jimmy Esebag is OVER!!! Sophie announced her engagement to Jimmy in January, after the couple had only dated for five months. She even gave an interview where she discussed her love of sugar daddies (sort of) – so what was the problem? Why couldn’t these two crazy kids work it out?

Just six weeks after Sophie Monk shared her engagement news, she’s single again.

The surprise announcement came from Sydney on Sunday. While taping a new episode of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler asked the Aussie model about her recent engagement to “that old guy,” French businessman Jimmy Esebag, 50. Monk, 31, shook her head, saying, ”I’m newly single.”

She even hinted that she might even ”turn Samantha Ronson.”

The news quickly spread from audience members via Twitter.

[From People]

Ugh. Okay, it’s one thing to be a glorified hooker who “dates” for money and attention, and then it’s quite another to get “engaged” to one of your johns and wrap it all up in gooey love talk. And then it’s a fresh level of hell to break it off with the guy and announce that you’re going to “turn Samantha Ronson.” What’s wrong with this chick?!

Oh, well. At least she got to go shopping.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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